One day my 5-year-old Chinese cousin was at the beach with her mom, her friends, and their families. Well, this little two-year-old girl fall into a puddle. My little cousin picks up the poor wet kid out of the puddle and drags her to her mom. "thank you," the kids mom says.. and my cousin is just standing there wonderin why she didn't get some kind of trohpy. about two minutes pass and my cousin walks up the group of talking mothers and says,"Mom, I think I saved her life" My aunt,being embarassed to extreme levels, just "congradulated" her daughter for "saving" the kid's life and moved on.
Later that night...
They were all sitting down eating dinner when my cousin decides to open her mouth again and say this,
"I think we should write and article about me saving her life and send it in to the newspaper!"
*FACEPALM* (x5)
THE END!!

ps.
since my aunt was two embarrased to actually tell anyone about her daughter's moment.. i found this out from my grandma who found this out from the litte two-year-old kid's mother